the rural juror

“We need to remember what is important in life: friends, waffles and work. Or waffles, friends, work. It doesn’t matter. But work is third.”

— Leslie Knope

hitrecordjoe:

Beignet. Quintessential New Orleans.

sallyalbright-:

vonderful:

i want you inside me.

I would take the stars out of the sky for you
Stop the rain from falling if you ask me to
I’d do anything for you, your wish is my command
I could move a mountain when your hand is in my hand

Words could not express how much you mean to me
There must be some other way to make you see
If it takes my heart and soul you know I’d pay the price
Everything that I possess I’d gladly sacrifice

Oh, you to me are everything
The sweetest song that I can sing, oh baby, oh baby
To you I guess I’m just a clown who picks you up
Each time you’re down, oh baby, oh baby
You give me just a taste of love to build my hopes up high
You know you got the power girl to keep me holding on
So now you’ve got the best of me
Come on and take the rest of me, oh baby

is there such a thing as nutella overdose?

championawkward:

youarelovedsibylvane:likeneelyohara:(via silverscents)

i would be so pissed if i had to have sex for six hours

i don’t even like to sleep for six hours so

omg but who asked u tho

BUT FOOD THOUGH? sorry but FOOOOD. also i would probably die of exhaustion/heart attack from the attractiveness. as well as needing FOOOOD.

think of how sore you would be. omg.