Elmo: Ms. Amy, how do you like to exercise?
Amy: (laughs) Elmo, you’re hilarious.

-ryan:

bbones:

i want to marry all four of them

my favorite part is chris pratt’s mouth-breathing.

perfect people being perfect, basically.

i want to hang out with them. 

and you can quote me on that.

Amy Poehler and Rashida Jones Perform a Duet on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon

Jimmy: He [Will Arnett] told a story that I think is funny to all of us but may not be as funny to you about how he has become even more addicted to his Xbox than he was before you had the child.
Amy: Yeah, isn’t that weird? You’d think you’d have less time. But no, he has found a way to carve out some more time to kill some more Germans. You know what’s attractive? Walking upstairs at midnight and your husband is bathed in a blue light and he’s screaming at his friends telling them to get down. He wears headphones now so as not to disturb me. He’ll look at me and he has no idea who I am and he scans my face like a Terminator. Then he realized that I’m not someone he’s supposed to kill.

INTERVIEWER: Having spent a lot of time interviewing the real Hilary Clinton this year, I wondered how Poehler would answer some of the same questions I’d asked the candidate herself. As you know, there are an awful lot of people who just don’t like you.
AMY: I would say fuck those people.
INTERVIEWER: That’s what she said!
AMY: That’s what I would say. Anyone that doesn’t like me can go suck an egg. ‘Cause they’re fuckin’ jerks.
INTERVIEWER: Actually, she said “they just don’t know me.”
AMY: Oh. No, they know me. They just don’t like me. But I don’t give a shit, I don’t like them.