NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report) - Just days after tying the knot after years of abstinence, Kevin Jonas of the pop sensation the Jonas Brothers stunned his teenaged fans by announcing that “to be honest about it, sex was not worth the wait.”
“After we did it, I was kind of like, that’s it?” Mr. Jonas told reporters at a New York press conference.
As to whether Mr. Jonas’ bride agreed with his “that’s it?” assessment, Mr. Jonas remarked, “That’s what she said.”
And I’m guessing their first marital spat will begin in 5…4…3…
Sex: You’re doing it wrong.
because he’s gay! 
DUH
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“Sex: You’re doing it wrong.” Really though.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA OH MY GOD TELL ME THIS IS REAL
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can’t imagine how horrible...wedding night would be...two...
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HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH OH SHIT SON
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OH GOD NOT UP THE BUTT NOOOOOOOO maybe he married somebody he’s completely sexually incompatible with. that’s why i...
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because he’s gay! DUH
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NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report) - Just days after tying...knot after years of abstinence,...
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Sex: You’re doing it wrong.
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