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lizdexia:

thelocalpaedo:

lizlet:

moderation:

fatmanatee:

dream job

dream look

dream name

dream man

dream sideburns

I was at the movies yesterday and before the movie started they had this long ad where they were trying to say like — you know those ads where it’s like, “Don’t download things illegally, et cetera,” —- and the way they did it was they were like, “You wouldn’t steal a purse, would you? You wouldn’t think of stealing a car.” And I was thinking about it, I was watching it and I was like, “You know what? I would steal a car if it was as easy as touching the car and then thirty seconds later I owned the car. And, like, I would steal a car if by stealing the car, the person who owned the car, they got to keep the car. And um, I would also steal a car if no one I had ever met had ever bought a car before in their whole lives.
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dearest tumblr

i missed you so very much. 

also, fuck full-time-grown-up jobs.

If you were a circus animal, which one would it be?

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dear jon stewart,

i would very much like to have sex with you

love, me

Jon Stewart for President. Stephen Colbert for President. We can have two presidents.